hipsterbilliejoe:

“hey, kid, love is for losers” sings billie joe armstrong, who has been married for like twenty something years to the love of his life

LG🐝T

kimbackyardigan:

awhiffofcavendish:

“EMPLOYEE 197, CUBICLE 4, CARTER J., YOU HAVE BEEN IDLE AT YOUR WORKATATION FOR 37.5 SECONDS” *shunk* “PLEASE RESUME PRODUCTIVITY”

is this amazon

catsecretary:

no, it’s wasps

ribbonwentz:

ive been on this website since i was in 7th grade and im now a senior in high school and i can tell you that the one consistent thing on this hell site is every couple months or so green day does something in support of social justice and half of this website throws a hissy fit about “str8 white guys stealing the spotlight” or whatever the fuck. like buddy hes been out since gay sex was literally illegal in california….. they toured with pansy division in 1994 and are touring with against me! in 2017 nothing has changed in like 23 years and u all still cannot seem to figure it out and we have rehashed this discourse every 3 months for at least the past like 6 years on this site can we please for the love of god focus on something more productive than arguing over whether or not an openly bisexual man has the right to support a community hes a part of

thatpettyblackgirl:

All lives matter and pro-life folks are suspiciously quiet regarding the children being detained at the border… it’s almost as if… not all lives matter?

themaddressmaker:

carrion-carousel:

carrion-carousel:

carrion-carousel:

Ah, the two genders.

Straight Man

Straight Woman

*hacker voice* i’m in

I EXPECTED NO LESS, godspeed Capitalists 

Originally posted by jaydeemorgann

Soo ummm

i-am-a-fish:

synthegod:

sebastian0432:

i-am-a-fish:

*pressing my face against the microwave*

that’s right baby, gently jiggle my molecules

bad post, OP

i disagree, this is a good post OP

actually I’m gonna have to side with my man @sebastian0432 on this one it was a pretty bad post

axelxyz321:

bloody-white-wolf:

coyotebuegwater:

i hang a lot of shit on americans but it seems that all Florida Men are mad cunts 

It’s even got Slayer. 10/10

Our great hero Floridaman does it again

asgardreid:

The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.

cutiemcgrath:

​kara sent this to lena after she said she flew to her office on a bus

pepperonii-chan:

Hey honey does this dress make my ass look valid

redhead4eyes:

paper-storm:

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

Welp